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  • Writer's pictureDavis Young

Am I the only one bothered by this?


My daughter, Tracy, is my partner on the blogs you receive. She edits my prose, finds the artwork you see every week and comments on content. Her first reaction to my initial draft for today was that it would offend a lot of my loyal readers and she needed to rework it a little. She did a second draft that - much to my surprise - was even more outspoken than my original one. The point of telling you all this is that what follows - our 85th and final draft - is intended to be an equal opportunity offender, both left and right. I am appalled by the condition of our country and the distant relationship with the truth on both sides. There is more than enough blame to go around to extremists and opportunists on both the left and the right. So, happy reading of this week’s snarky edition. I hope you join me in getting angry about where we find ourselves these days. Enough intro. Here we go.



Hip hip hooray! Today is Primary Day in the Buckeye State.


I am saddened by the fact that we will no longer be watching really thoughtful candidate ads on TV. Candidates promising things any reasonable person knows they cannot deliver. Candidates stretching the truth (AKA lying) about both themselves and their political rivals. Angry candidates in each other's faces. Two top-tier candidates (great role models) nearly getting into a fist fight with one telling the other, You don’t know squat. That is a false claim if ever there ever was one. By now, these political animals all know squat and they are in real danger of becoming squat themselves.


Here in Ohio we have a high profile celebrity candidate who, in advance of the 2016 presidential election, said, I’ve never been a Trump guy. I never liked Trump. He’s reprehensible. Backed by some serious money from Silicon Valley, this candidate has now been endorsed by Trump (even if President 45 cannot seem to remember his name). He says how wrong he and Trump were about each other. The odd couple. Hmmmm!


I have been especially taken by one unnamed candidate’s shrill voice proclaiming, Liberals are trying to destroy our country. To be honest, I have many liberal friends. I don’t admit this fact very often, but it’s true. I also have many conservative friends. This I NEVER (until today) admit publicly. Just for the record, not one of those liberal friends has ever called me to say, Davis, why don’t you come to our meeting tonight. We’ll be talking about how we can destroy America. I have, however, overheard more than a few conservative friends chatting about a stolen election and how we need to restrict voting to keep “this” from ever happening again.


Attention election doubters… Let. It. Go. Move forward with fresh ideas. And - this is a message for both parties - find much younger high-level candidates to run for president, not old fossils in their mid-70s to 80+. I can say that because I am an old fossil and, after much consideration, I have dropped the thought of running in 2024. Biden and Trump and Bernie Sanders should, too.


Then there is the candidate who keeps saying It’s China, It’s China, It’s China. He’s right, it is China that’s eating our lunch. But, that’s not China’s fault. It’s our fault for losing our competitive edge. That’s what happens when a country becomes complacent and fails to focus on what’s important, like education, healthcare, hunger and research. We are well on the road to becoming a nation of entitlement. Get a grip, America. There is no free lunch.


And, how about the constant fighting between political parties and among the various factions within the parties? It’s hard to remember a time when they agreed on much more than what day it is. Case in point - the southern border. Immigrants are streaming into the United States every day. Heck, some days they are flooding in across the Rio Grande River. No one in either party can really argue this point. But they also can’t agree on how severe the problem is and how to best solve it. I actually heard one Senate candidate ask in a commercial, Do you hate Mexicans? I couldn't believe my ears.


I gotta be honest, though. As a card carrying Ohio independent voter, the southern border seems very far away to me. What is in my backyard is the NORTHERN border and our very real issues with illegal aerial border crossings. (Come on, you didn’t really think I could make it an entire blog without finding a little humor in our rudderless direction, did you?) Every day, thousands of Canadian geese are flocking into our country through the northern border looking for a better life in my backyard. Wave after literal wave. Nobody stops them at the border. And yet, no candidate from either party has said a word about Canada. Nothing about putting up a wall and making Canada pay for it. All we hear from time-to-time are vague pronouncements that, A country without borders isn’t a country. And then what happens? Nothing. The Canadian threat gets buried by the treacherous, socialist mainstream media never to be heard about again.


In my opinion, Canadian geese are by far the greatest threat to our cherished way of life. Day after day, they leave visible warnings on our car windshields. And, nobody does anything about that. Because some liberal tree hugger in the Senate long ago drafted legislation to protect geese, there’s no retaliation. That’s just plain crazy. I don’t want to be an alarmist, but any one of those Canadian geese could be armed and headed for the Capitol Building in D.C. right now. Let’s get focused on what really matters.


Out-of-touch candidates for high office may not know squat, but those of us who live under constant threat of a Canadian geese bombardment sure do. Mexico and China are just political diversions to keep our attention from focusing on the real threat - Canada. Make no mistake about it, Canada is the enemy.


There, I got all this out of my system and I feel much better. Back to a normal blog next week…..unless, of course, something newsworthy happens.

 

DY: In Just a Few Words is a blog that comes out when something needs to be said or every Tuesday - whichever comes first. Davis Young is a communications professional who adds 50+ years of experience and perspective to issues of the day. His emphasis in DY: In Just a Few Words will be humor (a touch of sarcasm here, a pinch of facetiousness there...). Once in a while, he will touch on something a bit more serious - but hopefully not too deep or depressing.


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  • Writer's pictureDavis Young

Do you still go to an actual library?


I pride myself on having a nearly encyclopedic knowledge of events and inventions that have made our world a better place.


For example, I remember an opposite field triple I hit that won an important elementary school game. I remember mowing the Farr family’s lawn in summers. I remember paying half as much for our first house as many people pay for a car today. And, the list could go on and on and on. All important, if somewhat useless, facts...


Do you remember years ago what resource you may have used to do research on a topic unless you had a nerdy friend who would do it for you? As for me, my nerdy friend was my library card. Great then, but libraries in olden times bore no resemblance to the wonderful, high tech libraries of 2022.


Here’s a true library tale from olden times. A number of years ago, a prospective client wanted our firm to assist with myriad issues being caused by an unsuccessful leveraged buyout. Could we help them? Absolutely.


I didn't even know what a leveraged buyout was, but I knew I needed to get smarter ASAP. I went immediately to the Cleveland Public Library so I could dig around. Surely the librarians could help. They handed me a bunch of business magazines. This was in 1988. I spent hours going through issues of BusinessWeek and other periodicals. Slow, laborious reading. There are no humorous books on leveraged buyouts to capture and hold one’s attention. Leveraged buyouts are neither fun nor funny. What do you think your local librarian would instruct today in place of those magazines? Perhaps a little more technology? Maybe there’s a digital solution to my request and I don’t have to set foot in my local library. You think?


Some years before that, my daughter’s kindergarten teacher arrived at our home one evening to sell us a product guaranteed to make our five-year-old much smarter forever. Does the name World Book Encyclopedia ring a bell? Yes, indeed, for several years of low monthly payments, the nice folks at World Book were happy to sell us their product, plus provide an annual, hardcover update edition.


We quickly succumbed to the charming sales talk of our little girl’s teacher and signed on the dotted line. A lot of people made a lot of money selling encyclopedia sets to young families in those days intent on ensuring a bright future for their child.


Knowledge-gathering today looks a little different today, doesn’t it? Thank you, Google. Thank you, Alexa. Thank you, Wikipedia. No more wading through big, heavy books. A few keystrokes or a simple voice command (Alexa, where was the first golf course?) and voila! (St. Andrews in Scotland, started in 1847, is considered the home of golf.) In a total of perhaps 20 seconds with Alexa (with a strong assist from Wikipedia) I learned the first 18-hole golf course in America was built in 1892 outside Chicago, the first amateur tournament was in 1895 and the first professional tournament in 1904. No need to waste four-and-a-half hours in the library looking up something like that when you can spend the same amount of time on a golf course.


ON A SIDE NOTE: Did you know that you can still buy a World Book hardcover set? Yep. Just go to their website, where you can order the latest 22-volume edition for the low, low price of $599. It will look spectacular on your bookshelf and will be the talk of your next gathering. I promise.

 

DY: In Just a Few Words is a blog that comes out when something needs to be said or every Tuesday - whichever comes first. Davis Young is a communications professional who adds 50+ years of experience and perspective to issues of the day. His emphasis in DY: In Just a Few Words will be humor (a touch of sarcasm here, a pinch of facetiousness there...). Once in a while, he will touch on something a bit more serious - but hopefully not too deep or depressing.


This blog is a product of DY Author & Speaker LLC. Feel free to quote content with attribution. Respond. Agree. Disagree. Share the content with your friends. Heck - even invite him as a speaker for your group! Enjoy!



  • Writer's pictureDavis Young

Game shows have taken over our dinner hour.


Readers who take life lessons from these blogs will undoubtedly remember that the daughter of friends of ours recently won $37,000 on Wheel of Fortune. To me, the life lesson from her experience is that it’s good to win $37,000. Really good.


Ever since that historic evening, Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy have become nightly back-to-back dinner companions. It used to be that Karen and I would talk at dinner. This was our special time to tell each other what we did that day and what we might do the next day.


We basically no longer talk at dinner except to say something like this: Please pass the salt. Actually, we don’t say that anymore either as it’s bad for my blood pressure. When we do talk at dinner, which is really infrequent these days, it’s to marvel at how smart the contestants are as they make their way to $37,000 and often more. How can they possibly have that much useless information in their brains? Or, How in the world does somebody remember who the losing candidate was in the 1924 South Dakota Democratic Party primary?


I mean, give me a break. I can’t compete with these Jeopardy contestants.


Frankly, I cannot compete with Wheel of Fortune contestants either - but in another way. Have you noticed how the contestants are introduced at the outset? Who knew there were so many flowery adjectives in the dictionary?


Pat: Our first contestant tonight is John Smith from Monrovia, California. He’s an aerospace engineer. John, tell us something about yourself.


John: I’ve been married to my beautiful wife, Barbara, for 17 years, and we have three amazing children – Sam, who is 15, Ben, 12, and our little angel, Donna, who just turned seven. They’re watching at home.


Pat: Our second contestant is Mary Johnson, a homemaker from Stow, Vermont. Mary, tell our audience about your family.


Mary: Thanks, Pat. I met my fantastic husband, Charlie, when we sat next to each other in the second grade. We have four wonderful children, all under the age of six. They are simply incredible. If there’s such a thing as perfect children, it’s our four. They're just adorable and they always obey. We never have to tell them something twice.


Pat: Our final contestant is Robert Jones, a 36-year-old science teacher from Shreveport, Louisiana. Tell us about your family, Robert.


Robert: I’m very happy to do that. My stupendously, incredibly beautiful wife, Suzy Q, is a Girl Scout leader and plays the organ in church on Sundays. She is such a wonderfully philanthropic woman. We’ve been married for five amazing years and our little miracle is Jessica, who just turned four.


I would definitely need a pre-written speech (much like an Oscars acceptance speech) if I ever appeared on Wheel of Fortune. I’m pretty sure that I would forget Karen’s name, much less the 17 adjectives (all good) I had thought of to describe her....


Pat: Davis, tell us about YOUR family.


Me: (blank face) For the life of me, I just can’t remember.


Wouldn’t it be refreshing to have some real people introduced sometime? Incredible. Amazing. Wonderful. What are they really like?


Here is what I COULD say if I ever had the chance.


I’ve been married to my wife for a long time. A really, really long time. In fact - 60 years, 253 days and 14 hours. But who’s counting? We have two kids. Our son, Denny, once hit a tennis ball through a window screen at our house. And, I crashed his Moped - but that’s a story for another day. Our spectacular, amazing, incredible daughter, Tracy, is the perfect child. (Tracy is my blog editor, so she made me say that.)


Get some real people in front of the camera. People like my family.

 

DY: In Just a Few Words is a blog that comes out when something needs to be said or every Tuesday - whichever comes first. Davis Young is a communications professional who adds 50+ years of experience and perspective to issues of the day. His emphasis in DY: In Just a Few Words will be humor (a touch of sarcasm here, a pinch of facetiousness there...). Once in a while, he will touch on something a bit more serious - but hopefully not too deep or depressing.


This blog is a product of DY Author & Speaker LLC. Feel free to quote content with attribution. Respond. Agree. Disagree. Share the content with your friends. Heck - even invite him as a speaker for your group! Enjoy!


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